This morning as I was in the middle of my morning ablutions, Hayden came in to brush his teeth. Thinking that he was busy watching himself in the mirror, I quickly popped in my Diva cup. When I looked up, Hayden's eyes were as wide as saucers.
Hayden (in absolute amazement): Where did that little cup go?
Me (cringing): I put it in my vagina buddy.
Hayden: That's the best magic trick I ever saw!!
And then thankfully, he skipped off before he could ask any more questions. Moments later, he reappeared, his hands full of little plastic army men.
Hayden: Can you put these in your secret vagina pocket please mum?